I realise these sort of threads never go well because no one sticks to the "rules" but I thought I'd try it.
Here's the challenge, Fiat have realised that they've ****ed up with the 500 and the Abarth and the product lineup is all wrong. You get the job as Fiat's product manager in charge of the 500 lineup.
You can do whatever you want in terms of adding or removing options, spec levels, standard equipment etc etc.
BUT it's got to be done to appeal to the masses and you've got to keep costs under control and adding something like HID's as standard is only going to hurt profits. Adding a particular shade of pinkey orange because you like it is not on either. You get my drift......
You also need to spec up a 500 classic model which will be the flagship model which people will see and want straight away.
As supreme overlord of the 500 I would do the following
My flagship model. It would be available only in 4 colours. Despite being called the "500 classic" it will not be overly retro.
Colours - Only a few so you don't dilute the spec level by having colours which will turn people off.
BNW or perhaps even a proper white white.
Black
Pasadoble red
Blue - as above
Car will have the following
Chrome pack
Side rubbing strips with some sort of 500 classic badging
16" multispokes with a proper tyre which has been tested for the 500 like the Michelin PE2 was for the Rennosport Clio.
Climate control
Leather seats - Back or red for the white cars, black or red for the black cars, black or red for red cars and black for blue cars.
Climate control
B&M
Leather wheel
Heated seats
Rear spoiler
Glass roof
Italian flag badge on wings
Foglights
Sport sill plates
Body coloured mirrors with the option for contrasting colours for the mirrors.
Price it lower than what a lounge would be if you added all of this stuff on.
It should also be available with any engine in the range from the 1.2 up to the 180bhp engine from the Abarth.
Now to email Sergio
Here's the challenge, Fiat have realised that they've ****ed up with the 500 and the Abarth and the product lineup is all wrong. You get the job as Fiat's product manager in charge of the 500 lineup.
You can do whatever you want in terms of adding or removing options, spec levels, standard equipment etc etc.
BUT it's got to be done to appeal to the masses and you've got to keep costs under control and adding something like HID's as standard is only going to hurt profits. Adding a particular shade of pinkey orange because you like it is not on either. You get my drift......
You also need to spec up a 500 classic model which will be the flagship model which people will see and want straight away.
As supreme overlord of the 500 I would do the following
- Get rid of the separate Abarth brand in terms of sales and servicing. In fact get rid of the Abarth name for that model. Call it a 500 t-jet or enrico farfallo chicken breast ragazzzzzzzzone to appeal to dingleberries who like meaningless Italianisms.
- Launch an Abarth which is basically the 695 tributo minus anything superfluous like the Sabelts and carbon fibre dash and the flappy paddle box which does nothing but adds cost and meaningless flash. The Abarth should be a flagship model for the range and be something that commands respect in petrolhead circles. The current Abarth is just a slightly faster 500 in a slightly more butch frock. The Abarth bodykit should include wider arches. It should also include decent suspension like Koni FSD's or Bilstein coilovers. It should be a car that really makes the Abarth badge mean something
- Have a 500 Abarth cup model which doesn't have air con or any of the bits on the Abarth which are just not needed. Heck, get rid of the radio, tisn't needed. Think Abarth-lite, think lower cost, think sales, think good handling......
- Increase the availability of options. Why are the 16" wheels from the 500c not available on the hatchback from the factory? Dumb. Really dumb. Allow people to put Abarth wheels (with 500 centres)
- Get rid of the Gucci model, buy back all Gucci's sold, pretend it never happened and sue the pants off any website still embarassing Fiat by showing it ever existed.
- Have a tuning pack (similar to the esseesseeeessseseseseseese pack) which comes with an air filter, different wheels, some different brake pads and so on. Those Essesse packs must make Fiat an absolute packet. Money for slightly upgraded and very expensive old rope.
- Have a nice blue. Something a little like New Orleans Blue but perhaps a little lighter and perhaps with a bit of mica through it. In fact inject some colour into the 500 palette and offer another 1 or 2 free colours which are eyecatching like Tropicallia Yellow and Pasadoble Red. BNW is nice, but having 99% of the cars in BNW isn't necesarily a good thing. Just basically steal all the good colours other manufacturers have.
- Improve the suspension some more, give it some more travel at the back and just get it that bit better. The 2010 suspension was nice, but it could be better and still has the problem with the bumpstops which will annoy the enthusiastic driver. Old farts will like a more comfy car too
- Cancel the supply contract with Leerdammer or Jarlsberg or whoever makes the suspension components for the 500.
- Look at customer complaints about the car and common failures like breather pipes and so on and rectify them, the 500 isn't an unreliable car, but having to be into the stealers for silly little things like that does no one any good.
- Offer a winter tyre package as an option with pop wheel trims. Ship the tyres out to the customer in early October, make a nice wodge of cash from it.
- Get rid of the silly twinair spec. Walk into a dealer and say "I want a twinair", yes sir will that be the twinair spec which only comes with the twinair engine or do you want a lounge or pop with the twinair engine? "The twinair spec please", twinair plus or just twinair? "What's the differen.... oh **** it I'm getting a Micra"
My flagship model. It would be available only in 4 colours. Despite being called the "500 classic" it will not be overly retro.
Colours - Only a few so you don't dilute the spec level by having colours which will turn people off.
BNW or perhaps even a proper white white.
Black
Pasadoble red
Blue - as above
Car will have the following
Chrome pack
Side rubbing strips with some sort of 500 classic badging
16" multispokes with a proper tyre which has been tested for the 500 like the Michelin PE2 was for the Rennosport Clio.
Climate control
Leather seats - Back or red for the white cars, black or red for the black cars, black or red for red cars and black for blue cars.
Climate control
B&M
Leather wheel
Heated seats
Rear spoiler
Glass roof
Italian flag badge on wings
Foglights
Sport sill plates
Body coloured mirrors with the option for contrasting colours for the mirrors.
Price it lower than what a lounge would be if you added all of this stuff on.
It should also be available with any engine in the range from the 1.2 up to the 180bhp engine from the Abarth.
Now to email Sergio