What's made you smile today?

[Vimto Rolf]

a funny email:

How to wash a toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.




2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.



3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.



6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.


8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Sincerely,

The Dog

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[M111CYY]

watching this, i love it

 

[alainax]

Being told to fix my vectra with the cardboard trick and the paper clip test - and i thought us cento lot were bad!

 

[Vimto Rolf]

watching this, i love it

i love that track and ive got the album.

but that vid is just hillarious

 

[Dominion]

Being told to fix my vectra with the cardboard trick and the paper clip test - and i thought us cento lot were bad!

Ah, good old paper clip test. got me out of trouble a couple of times with my old vectra

Flash, flash, flaaaaaaaash, flash.......... lol

 

[StevenRB45]

Obviously not been to dodgy enough garages! what are the cardboard trick and the paper clip test?

 

[dave]

Did you see the slightest hint of nakedness in those photos? no! therefore no porn, though admittedly there is a hint of PVC in one

porn often starts off with no nakedness, we not see the rest yet that are too rude for facebook

 

[psychofox]

what made me smile was Elliott crawling over to the stainless steel bin, seeing his reflection in it and started babbling away to himself, then realised it made a good drum and also was nice to try and kiss

Thats cute!!!

Hannah now laughs, well giggles. She also talks to the characters on tv and gets angry when they dont talk back.

 

[alainax]

Ah, good old paper clip test. got me out of trouble a couple of times with my old vectra

Flash, flash, flaaaaaaaash, flash.......... lol

aye thats the one!

 

[alainax]

Obviously not been to dodgy enough garages! what are the cardboard trick and the paper clip test?

the card board is to put inside the key fob to make the button work better and the paper clip is some sort of strange diagnotics trick!

 

[Bully99]

Been told that my cheque is on it's way!!! £750 on it's way....this means I can work on my Bravo!!!

 

[Lolita]

seeing Charlie tonight. plus he has gone to the pet shop and got dog food for the pups:worship:

 

[JFL]

Been told that my cheque is on it's way to Joshua Frost-Lunn!!! £750 on it's way....this means he can work on his Stilo!!!

Thanks

 

[Bully99]

Thanks

I don't think so!!!!

 

[Munkul]

paper clip trick ftw! just as well they made that generation of eco-feck electronics like that, cos they break down enough to need something so simple

 

[rallycinq]

seeing Charlie tonight. plus he has gone to the pet shop and got dog food for the pups:worship:

puppies out tonight then!

Cheers

PD

 

[d0wnin]

Just been out with someone spesh

Hes happy happy happy

 

[alainax]

paper clip trick ftw! just as well they made that generation of eco-feck electronics like that, cos they break down enough to need something so simple

great.... *sarcasm*

 

[Munkul]

i think my ecotec experience has been worse than yours (so far) so i think im allowed to take the ****

 

[Adrian Bravo]

I saw the new Volkswagen Scorchio in a car park today. It was a fantastic looking car.