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Oh dear, now don't get me started on "faster fit" type workshops which model themselves on the Upselling discipline way of working. If you want comment then search the forum because we've discussed this subject just about to death in other threads. I know they're difficult to find but my advice would always be to find a small, probably family owned, workshop - like several I know within easy reach of me here - or alternatively a workshop which doesn't do repairs for the public. We had one up here which belonged to the council and looked after their funeral vehicles and some small vans but offered MOTs to the public. They always gave me an honest but not lenient examination which is what I want as I like an MOT to be a second pair of eyes on my vehicles in case there's something I've overlooked. Only really of use if you do all your own repairs of course, otherwise stick with the small family business type setup. Asking around friends and work colleagues is often a good way to find one.

To be fair to at least the two local branches of Halfords, whilst I wouldn't use their workshops - just because I have a better option and do most of my own repairs - I do find their sales personnel in the retail side very helpful indeed. Also, I'm lucky enough to have one of their trade cards which gives some quite good discounts off their own brand stuff and a lesser discount generally. Batteries can be a very good buy (the price of their batteries is very good with a trade card, even for the Yuasa brand. There is some stuff which doesn't qualify - for instance dash cams - but most of the stuff used in car repairs and servicing and tools attracts a pretty good discount.

One really excellent service they perform is a battery analysis free of charge. This is not just a simple voltage check but a proper analysis (with a Yuasa hand held diagnostic machine at the two I use so can be done outside the workshop) including battery condition and cold cranking values. I've used this service three times now and it's always been FOC. Worth remembering about if you are ever in the position of being unsure whether a battery is perhaps just beginning to fail but you're a bit unsure. On one occasion it indicated a new battery needed, so I bought one, but both other times it showed a satisfactory result and no attempt was made to talk me into buying a replacement.
 
Sadly fast fit type places are well known in the trade for ripping off the public, if they didn't have the power of national advertising, but relied on word of mouth like many small honest garages, then they would go bust and rightly so.
The trick used is to attract customers with a good price for one item and then miraculously their staff "discover " some terrible fault that would be dangerous if you were to drive it away to your regular garage for a second opinion, thereby forcing the hapless customer to have a needless and expensive repair.
One I recall was a regular old lady customer of mine, I had just serviced her "classic" mini, then taken it to an independent Mot Station where it was tested and passed. She needed a puncture repair on a her spare wheel and went to the local National Tyre company and sat in their office whilst puncture was sorted, they called her over to her car and pointed to leaking shock absorbers with oil dripping from them that they "happened" to notice when fitting the wheel to the car, luckily she stood her ground and left, on inspection we found the "oil" was WD40 that they had sprayed onto two perfectly good shock absorbers.
This is one of many problems from making staff work to a bonus system in my view.:mad:
Aye Mike, that was always a common one. One of many I'm ashamed to say. It angers me greatly when unscrupulous people sully the reputation the rest of us spend a lifetime trying to uphold.

Here's a good "tip" for you all. Avoid cut price MOT offers. The standard price for doing an MOT is reasonably just about covers the garage costs but noone is going to get super rich doing them - including depreciation on equipment which has to comply with department specifications and is expensive. If you go down the road of cut pricing you need to do a hell of a lot of tests as quickly as possible or hope to catch a lot of work from your customers! Go figure.
 
For three years I was eligible for a 50% discounted MOT at Halfords, so reluctantly used them. The Panda passed for the first two years, but on the third, they tried to fail it on excessive play at the front top suspension mounts. Owners of these, and Punto, will know that the top mount is 'floating', so only held in place by the weight of the car. With the car lifted, and the wheel hanging, the top mount will have 'play' equal to the clearance between the top plate and the wing when sat normally.
It took about 15 minutes of explaining, to manager and three testers, before they understood the issue.
This is not a Fiat unique issue. My 2015 Fabia also has similar top mounts, which means so will Polo, A1 and Ibiza, and probably lots more.
 
For three years I was eligible for a 50% discounted MOT at Halfords, so reluctantly used them. The Panda passed for the first two years, but on the third, they tried to fail it on excessive play at the front top suspension mounts. Owners of these, and Punto, will know that the top mount is 'floating', so only held in place by the weight of the car. With the car lifted, and the wheel hanging, the top mount will have 'play' equal to the clearance between the top plate and the wing when sat normally.
It took about 15 minutes of explaining, to manager and three testers, before they understood the issue.
This is not a Fiat unique issue. My 2015 Fabia also has similar top mounts, which means so will Polo, A1 and Ibiza, and probably lots more.
Back in about 2004 when I worked in the trade we’d send all our cars to nationwide auto centres who at the time owned the Halfords centres. They went through a stage of failing cars for headlight pattens meaning we had to have new headlights fitted to at least 4 cars which didn’t need it, they also tried it with my Mondeo which I had at the time so I just sent it somewhere else and it past no problems.

Needless to say I don’t think a lot of them now
 
Sadly fast fit type places are well known in the trade for ripping off the public, if they didn't have the power of national advertising, but relied on word of mouth like many small honest garages, then they would go bust and rightly so.
The trick used is to attract customers with a good price for one item and then miraculously their staff "discover " some terrible fault that would be dangerous if you were to drive it away to your regular garage for a second opinion, thereby forcing the hapless customer to have a needless and expensive repair.
One I recall was a regular old lady customer of mine, I had just serviced her "classic" mini, then taken it to an independent Mot Station where it was tested and passed. She needed a puncture repair on a her spare wheel and went to the local National Tyre company and sat in their office whilst puncture was sorted, they called her over to her car and pointed to leaking shock absorbers with oil dripping from them that they "happened" to notice when fitting the wheel to the car, luckily she stood her ground and left, on inspection we found the "oil" was WD40 that they had sprayed onto two perfectly good shock absorbers.
This is one of many problems from making staff work to a bonus system in my view.:mad:
Not good. Im going to get my daughters money back. Or take them to court. Im still seething. I had a good look yesterday and just couldnt replace parts that are clearly servicable. The ladies think its weekly sales targets. Give me a good local engineer any day.
 
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My son was playing in a water feature...

He left his toy on a bench...it's a Minecraft enderman before anyone gets excited.

Is it just me or does he look sick of this ****? 🤣
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Not looking all that jolly is he?

If I was him I'd be furious as well..
Normally gets to sit in the baby seat in the Toyota on days out (it was all fitted and set up).

But that's now in the boot as now my wife's off work and ready to pop the front passenger seat is now somewhere in the back seat.


So not only has he lost his seat...he didn't get to guard the car today and was dropped 3 times once nearly into a stream.
 
My son was playing in a water feature...

He left his toy on a bench...it's a Minecraft enderman before anyone gets excited.

Is it just me or does he look sick of this ****? 🤣View attachment 464114
Ender men can’t get wet so he was probably just sad he couldn’t join in playing in the fountain.
 
For three years I was eligible for a 50% discounted MOT at Halfords, so reluctantly used them. The Panda passed for the first two years, but on the third, they tried to fail it on excessive play at the front top suspension mounts. Owners of these, and Punto, will know that the top mount is 'floating', so only held in place by the weight of the car. With the car lifted, and the wheel hanging, the top mount will have 'play' equal to the clearance between the top plate and the wing when sat normally.
It took about 15 minutes of explaining, to manager and three testers, before they understood the issue.
This is not a Fiat unique issue. My 2015 Fabia also has similar top mounts, which means so will Polo, A1 and Ibiza, and probably lots more.
Trained?????????? testers. Who, one wonders certificates these testers.

My Mot fail case, on the closest inspection of the damper bushes reveals some splitting Around 1mm in length. I would be happy to have had an advisory, but to say its unsafe now is hogwash. I will monitor the dampers and will change before winter or sooner if required. We may just ask for them to be changed at its service in September. The job was ludicrously easy on Pb3. Much easier than the169s.
 
I picked up a bit of a bargain on Friday. I often trawl Facebook marketplace for bargains and this was definitely a bargain
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I’ve wanted a road bike for a while for a bit of road going exercise. This Boardman comp road bike with disc brakes Shimano gears, alloy frame and carbon fibre shocks was a mere £70

About £750 cheaper than the equivalent new bike.
I’ve ordered some clipless pedals for it so looking forward to getting out and about on it when they arrive.
 
For three years I was eligible for a 50% discounted MOT at Halfords, so reluctantly used them. The Panda passed for the first two years, but on the third, they tried to fail it on excessive play at the front top suspension mounts. Owners of these, and Punto, will know that the top mount is 'floating', so only held in place by the weight of the car. With the car lifted, and the wheel hanging, the top mount will have 'play' equal to the clearance between the top plate and the wing when sat normally.
It took about 15 minutes of explaining, to manager and three testers, before they understood the issue.
This is not a Fiat unique issue. My 2015 Fabia also has similar top mounts, which means so will Polo, A1 and Ibiza, and probably lots more.

My dad had the same issue a couple of years ago with a family friends Panda, the tester was a right jobs worth & failed both top mounts, my dad explained to him that they were floating mounts & that he only renewed them the year before, even the rest of the mechanics told him that's how Panda's are & that he couldn't fail it, I think from memory some Ford's have them as well.
 
My dad had the same issue a couple of years ago with a family friends Panda, the tester was a right jobs worth & failed both top mounts, my dad explained to him that they were floating mounts & that he only renewed them the year before, even the rest of the mechanics told him that's how Panda's are & that he couldn't fail it, I think from memory some Ford's have them as well.
I well remember the first time I came across this design, quite some years ago - they're nothing new - and thinking "Damn it, they're done, I'll have to renew them". Then, when looking more closely, realizing they must be made like that but not really liking it. Now it's just another different way this, and other, manufacturers have decided to do it but I still think it's a wee bit strange?
 
I picked up a bit of a bargain on Friday. I often trawl Facebook marketplace for bargains and this was definitely a bargain
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I’ve wanted a road bike for a while for a bit of road going exercise. This Boardman comp road bike with disc brakes Shimano gears, alloy frame and carbon fibre shocks was a mere £70

About £750 cheaper than the equivalent new bike.
I’ve ordered some clipless pedals for it so looking forward to getting out and about on it when they arrive.
You've been conned, the engine is missing.
 
I picked up a bit of a bargain on Friday. I often trawl Facebook marketplace for bargains and this was definitely a bargain
View attachment 464130
I’ve wanted a road bike for a while for a bit of road going exercise. This Boardman comp road bike with disc brakes Shimano gears, alloy frame and carbon fibre shocks was a mere £70

About £750 cheaper than the equivalent new bike.
I’ve ordered some clipless pedals for it so looking forward to getting out and about on it when they arrive.

I love road bikes, I had one when I lived in Surrey although it was only a cheap one from Halfords it was great once I was used to it, it got stolen though outside my work one night, my own fault for not locking it 😂 I forgot to take the lock & we all went for a couple of beers after work so I put by the bin shed at work which was out of sight so the morning after it was nicked I viewed the work CCTV & it revealed whilst we were having a few a drug deal was going down in the work car park & the drug dealer decided to go for a pee by the bin shed, saw my bike & decided to leave on the bike instead of the way he came by foot, I would have called the old bill but anyone that lives in Surrey will know how useless, lazy & incompetent Surrey Police actually are so I couldn't be asked with the hassle, the bike was never seen again & I replaced it with a normal bike.
 
I love road bikes, I had one when I lived in Surrey although it was only a cheap one from Halfords it was great once I was used to it, it got stolen though outside my work one night, my own fault for not locking it 😂 I forgot to take the lock & we all went for a couple of beers after work so I put by the bin shed at work which was out of sight so the morning after it was nicked I viewed the work CCTV & it revealed whilst we were having a few a drug deal was going down in the work car park & the drug dealer decided to go for a pee by the bin shed, saw my bike & decided to leave on the bike instead of the way he came by foot, I would have called the old bill but anyone that lives in Surrey will know how useless, lazy & incompetent Surrey Police actually are so I couldn't be asked with the hassle, the bike was never seen again & I replaced it with a normal bike.
Alright, I need to know what a normal bike is as, round here, racing bikes are the norm, closely followed by mountain bikes, then bmx type and trailing is the ‘sit up n beg’ type
 
Alright, I need to know what a normal bike is as, round here, racing bikes are the norm, closely followed by mountain bikes, then bmx type and trailing is the ‘sit up n beg’ type
When I say normal bike I mean just the cheapest ones with no suspension etc, pretty much just the most basic bikes you can buy, I take the same approach with bikes as I do cars, less is more 😂
 
I picked up a bit of a bargain on Friday. I often trawl Facebook marketplace for bargains and this was definitely a bargain
View attachment 464130
I’ve wanted a road bike for a while for a bit of road going exercise. This Boardman comp road bike with disc brakes Shimano gears, alloy frame and carbon fibre shocks was a mere £70

About £750 cheaper than the equivalent new bike.
I’ve ordered some clipless pedals for it so looking forward to getting out and about on it when they arrive.
That looks like a very smart buy! It also looks little used so double whammy.
 
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