my cool cars {split from an other thread}

[Chas Uno]

i bought one of the old enterprises as somewhere to store some things that i couldnt fit in the loft and the crew were as annoying as hell

always going on about dying

I bought one them too. I love old classics, but the damn thing won't pass the emissions and it's impossible to get parts for it. Tried the main dealer and they said they only supply parts for up to ten years. So I've left it going rusty on my driveway until I can work out what to do with it.

Mind you, I can get £20 from the scrapyard if I can get it towed there :chin:

 

[ChrisUK]

I bought one them too. I love old classics, but the damn thing won't pass the emissions and it's impossible to get parts for it. Tried the main dealer and they said they only supply parts for up to ten years. So I've left it going rusty on my driveway until I can work out what to do with it.

Mind you, I can get £20 from the scrapyard if I can get it towed there :chin:

I'll give you a toe when my new one gets delivered failing that I'll use them new fangled transporter thingies

 

[missey]

I've just put a deposit on a Sovereign-class Starship Reg no: NCC-1701-E The reg itself cost £300,000


0-62,000,000,000,000,000mph in 0.0000000000127seconds .

NOTE: Star Cluster in background not included!.

Gutted! Can't believe that I was beaten to the Enterprise E

Was gonna bid on that one, but just missed out :bang:

If you ever smash her and need to break for parts, can I have first refusal on the deflector shield please....

I need it for my Morris Marina that I'm working on, she's gonna go so quick I'll need something to move all those Saxo's to the side :slayer:

 

[Jai]

the problem i've got with my new universe is kick-starting the rotation, now looking at stephans post i feel the solution is clear, attach a honda v-tec with a quad turbo setup to the outer rim and fire it up, much less pollution than the sequential nuclear blasting (as per the core movie) and much less chance of tearing a new arsehole in the time/space continuim fabric the size of the one stephan is talking out of.....

btw is it my imagination, or does there appear to be a familiar smell of bull about stephan.........something from not so long ago that stunk the place out.....?

 

[Chas Uno]

btw is it my imagination, or does there appear to be a familiar smell of bull about stephan.........something from not so long ago that stunk the place out.....?

Hmmm, you could be right Jai. A Punto owner too. Maybe he is 'Mastery' of the BS Universe :chin:

Oh, Chris UK. Thanks for the offer of the tow, I might have take you up on that. I did try using the matter transporter but I think the AFM is stuck, or the ECU needs the red key or something (of course the red key was missing when I bought it). It kind of works, but we never did find next doors cat after the first attempt and the second attempt removed a row of houses opposite

 

[Jai]

0-62,000,000,000,000,000mph in 0.0000000000127seconds

something like warp factor 18, speed of light times 3900......your inertial dampers must be awesome! made by leda? eibach?

 

[Alan.D]

Is there any non-rusty doors available if your scrapping it ?

 

[Dobby]

pmsl

Has this Stephan guy even looked at this thread to see how daft its got

 

[Dobby]

H. Maybe he is 'Mastery' of the BS Universe :chin:

This occured to me too!!!

 

[Venters]

Well his profile says he aint been on in 16 hours. but if he didn't log in and looked who can say.
Any way I'm going back out to the garage to finish work shoehorning the Veyron engine into my mini-moto.
Should give that twin turbo punto something to watch dissapear into the distance.

 

[Chas Uno]

Any way I'm going back out to the garage to finish work shoehorning the Veyron engine into my mini-moto.

Pah, that's childs play. I'm sticking a Veyron engine into my lawnmower so I can get the grass cut quicker.

For real kicks I'm sticking a Harrier Jump Jet engine into a skateboard. I'll pee all over Tony Hawk as well as Vtec engined Puntos

 

[Venters]

For real kicks I'm sticking a Harrier Jump Jet engine into a skateboard. I'll pee all over Tony Hawk as well as Vtec engined Puntos

I'll get you top end tho. Once I've finished the bodywork in the windtunnel and yokohamma finish the special kevlar tyres.
My projected top speed should be somewhere around 5000mph.

 

[ChrisUK]

Pah, that's childs play. I'm sticking a Veyron engine into my lawnmower so I can get the grass cut quicker.

For real kicks I'm sticking a Harrier Jump Jet engine into a skateboard. I'll pee all over Tony Hawk as well as Vtec engined Puntos

You c**t I spilled my coke when I read that PMSL :spin:

 

[ChrisUK]

something like warp factor 18, speed of light times 3900......your inertial dampers must be awesome! made by leda? eibach?

Had to get them custom made I tried Leda but the test animal got splattered on the bulkheads .

 

[GhostWKD]

have just had the enzo front fitted to my cinq, looks quite cool imo

also got me a lsd door conversion on my cinq too (spot the enzo wheels i've squeezed onto my cinq)

 

[Jai]

still punting around on "earth" alex.......pah

 

[GhostWKD]

ye didnt wanna sell my cinq it had a train off the lights earlier too

 

[serin]

Alex Alex Alex.....

even the bond bug can take to the air

your letting us all down

 

[soap_dodger]

Well my car beats all of yours,

Look;




















What do you think? Pretty good???

 

[serin]

Well my car beats all of yours,

Look;




















What do you think? Pretty good???

is it invisible?