many of my posts on this forum are written to sound arrogant on purpose, however your letter really is arrogant and i dont think you did it on purpose. my initial response would be "who the hell do you think you are?"
i would not respond to a lettrer like that, however if you did get a response what would you expect it to say?
this is what i would expect:
Richard,
Thankyou for your unneccessarily long letter of complaint.
Regarding your first complaint about the advice you were given when enquiring about a headunit and climate control upgrade; the advice you were given is correct. The cost would be significant, so the advice was given in an attempt to help you avoid the cost. If you want to ignore that advice you are free to waste your money, however you can not expect a Fiat dealership to customise your vehicle for a reasonable cost. The advice was given in good faith to save you money. We do not expect you to thank the dealership employee for that free advice however it would be appropriate to do so.
Regarding the courtesy car that was untaxed; I can only apologise for this mistake. I am sure it was not purposeful, and I am aware that you have already received compensation for this. Mistakes do happen from time to time. Legally it is the driver of a vehicle that must ensure that the car is roadworthy. It is your responsiblty to check that the vehicle is taxed and has legal tyres etc BEFORE you drive it. If you had checked before taking the car this problem would have been avoided..
Regarding your 3 hour wait; it is impossible for a dealership to predict any problems they may have during a job. The times quoted are the expected times that our system suggests a job will take. If an unforseen problem arises then the time the job will take can be extended. This is not an issue that can be prevented. In your situation the codes are obtained via email. A timely response to that email can not be guaranteed.
Regarding answering of the telephone; it is unrealistic to expect a member of staff to be able to answer the phone at all times. This is especially true during the lunch hour. Please be patient when trying to call us, as you must be with all organisations. In an effort to keep costs low we do not employ surplus staff. This is for your benefit.
Your dissatisfaction with thid dealership is mostly caused by your unrealistic expectations. In future please feel free to take your vehicle somewhere that meets your expectations, if such a place exists.
Sincerely
Some Mug
let me guess, you'll write another letter of complaint if it fails its MOT?