My job involves carrying other peoples goods around, in a van that i don't own, whilst avoiding Plod!
No, im not a burgular............ im a white van courier man.......a job that attracts more points than a Winmau dart board at Frimley Green.
I also used to own a 125cc Sooooped up Monkey Bike, a vehicle so crazy, you just have to "Monkey" around......which attracted a unwanted Jam Sandwich on very sunny aftenoon!.....and subsequent proscecution......
I have been very foolhardy of late, and have to pay the consequence of higher insurance premiums.
We all do daft things in our lives no matter who you are, I used to work for white arrow and nearly had a head on with Jamesy (the one with the bottle of Irn bru in his pocket) from Rab C Nesbitt as my application was going through for the police over 20yrs ago
long story but wasn't my fault.Anyway, you ain't white van man any more
Your now white panda man.I get it at work all the time:-
Panda man, Panda man, does whatever a Panda man can.......
