"Brown bread? sorry Mike, not familiar with that". Cockney rhyming slang from my mum, brown bread = dead as in "popped his clogs" Jock

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Mum came from the poor end of London and Dad from posher end Wimbledon at the time.
Dad died at 48 so I was looking over my shoulder when I got to that age and mum around 72, both with cancer after two long years, it may sound bad but a quick? heart attack I would prefer personally. Nearest I got to it was when I took one of my daughters to the GP and after checking her he asked when I had last had blood pressure check, he found 160/ something, cutting salt cured the red face and out of breath symptoms and that was 20 years ago.
Re the Crem, reminds me when welding jobs got out of hand and saying "I don't mind being cremated but would prefer to be dead first"