Hope I can remember them all;
1974 Renault 5 TL (scrapped before I could get it on the road)
1966 Hillman Minx (ditto)
1975 Mini 1000 (rust, rust & more rust)
1968 VW Beetle 1200 (my first reliable car)
1977 Triumph Dolomite 1500 (the engine blew up on the A9)
1983 Fiat Panda 45 (Rustly slow & unreliable)
1988 Skoda Rapid Coupe (not Rapid, but handled well)
1991 Citroen AX GT (my first new car)
1988 Mercedes 190E (very unreliable)
1990 Ford Sierra 1.8LX (Boring and needed a new engine at 75000 miles)
1983 Lada Riva Rally car ("Challenge" specification, unbreakable & won my class in the Scottish Tarmac Rally Championship in this)
1990 Isuzu Trooper 2.6 Petrol Duty SWB
1987 Citroen CX 25GTi Turbo 2 (Modified by Maikonics, 320lbft of torque)
1990 Citroen BX 19TD Estate
1983 Fiat 127 1300GT (Good fun, but the headgasket blew regularly)
1992 Audi 80 2.0 16V (dull as ditchwater)
1973 BMW 2002tii (fantastic car, but 2 Scottish winters destroyed the bodywork)
1984 Vauxhall Nova 1.3 Saloon (£50, ended up as an autotest car)
1990 Volvo 740 Saloon (awful!)
1999 Subaru Impreza Turbo 5 door (a great car, reliable, fast & practical)
2000 MCC Smart & Pulse (hilarious, with Khan alloys so it handled)
2001 Mitsubishi L200 Pickup
1963 Hillman Imp Rally car (very high spec, broke all the time)
1973 Clan Crusader Rally Car (with the running gear from the Imp above)
1993 Citroen ZX Rally Car (Proper "kit car" engine, 6 speed dog box, big brakes, p

ex suspension etc, etc - but not reliable)
2001 Alfa Romeo GTV (beautiful looks, but not much else)
2002 Honda Civic Type R (great engine)
2003 VW Golf Gti (Boring)
2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee Sport 2.7TD (Great towing car - stolen!)
2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee Sport 2.7TD (replacement for the above when stolen)
1995 Volvo 940 2.3LPT (Crap to drive but reliable & great for towing)
1995 Mercedes E320 Estate W124 (Great to drive but unreliable & expensive to run)
2004 Mazda 2 (Ultra boring)
1979 Datsun Sunny rally car (Toyota engine, Nissan 240RS suspension, ford gearbox & axle, great handling & pretty reliable - just won my class in the STRC in it!)
2008 Mazda 6 Diesel Estate (Not bad for a repmobile)
2005 Toyota Prius T4 (Fed up with it now! so it is about to be changed for...)
2008 Fiat Panda 100HP (will be mine in a few days)