A guy goes into a pub, and sits in the only available chair, which happens to be next to an older man.
After a while, the fellow engages the older man in idle conversation, and being polite, offers to buy him a pint.
The older man says..."Oh, no, thank you........I tried that once, and I didn't like it!"
After more conversation, the chap pulls out a pack of cigarettes, and offers the older guy a smoke.
The guy says...." Oh, no, thank you....... I tried that once, and I didn't like it!"
The first fellow says...." None of my business, but I'm curious...... You don't drink, and you don't smoke....... what are you doing here in a pub?"
The older guy says...."Well, actually, I am waiting here to meet my son.....we are going to dinner tonite!"
The first guy says......" An only child, I presume?"
After a while, the fellow engages the older man in idle conversation, and being polite, offers to buy him a pint.
The older man says..."Oh, no, thank you........I tried that once, and I didn't like it!"
After more conversation, the chap pulls out a pack of cigarettes, and offers the older guy a smoke.
The guy says...." Oh, no, thank you....... I tried that once, and I didn't like it!"
The first fellow says...." None of my business, but I'm curious...... You don't drink, and you don't smoke....... what are you doing here in a pub?"
The older guy says...."Well, actually, I am waiting here to meet my son.....we are going to dinner tonite!"
The first guy says......" An only child, I presume?"