Cheers Gina, but promise you I am actually useless! You don't get to 42 and have only a leaky house, two greedy cats and the world's most unreliable Multipla to your name with out being useless! Have a look at my profile picture, it'll prove my uselessness. I appear to have the Mayoresses hat on....
Gina, I am so useless that if I fell in a barrell of lollipops, I'd come out sucking me thumb!
(And the garden furniture, certainly. I used to have two old toilet pans in the garden as planters, full of pansies. And you can screw the cisterns to the wall or shed or similar to make planters as well. Leave the flush handle on for effect, obviously! Also urinals make super planters screwed to the wall or shed. This though may not be to your taste.....)
However, I still have the complete back seat from the Panda in the loft as well and intend to make a sofa out of it one day. My original plan was to make a three piece suite out of them a la the Top Gear furniture as was, but the ex, who it still a good mate, requested an office chair (she did crash the car, after all....), so there you go.
And Nitro, no of course, copy away. I feel a new sport coming on - Panda office chair racing.......