Well! I have been absent from here a long time, life seems to have intervened. I still have the 4x4 Panda, it's still effing noisy, I pre-warn passengers ahead of journeys and it has some incredibly irritating crap, one day I will write a review. The latest irritation is the tyre pressure warning light, OK so I never checked the tyres from purchase in January till this week. I was going to Wales to play golf yesterday and checked the tyres over the weekend. On the way I noticed that warning light on the dash, leaving out visit to service area it appears to have come on because I added air, and cancelling is a nightmare of pushing strangely marked items, why do they do that? I mean WTF is the "ignition device"? Spark plug, matches? ...with the ignition device set at MAR, MAR? It's probably explained somewhere in the 200 pages...
I did discover that noisy though it is small stretches of road can make it sound as quiet as a Rolls Royce, in fact the M48 between Chepstow and Newport is an entire stretch of peace and tranquility. Probably changing tyres would really help but I'm too mean to squander good money on the off chance of success.
I will also return to thank the man who met me to discuss it in Ross, the only bit of road near where we met was one of those silent ones...
BTW some elements of this post may be read as tongue in cheek and not to be assumed to be literal.