BarbarianBeast - No Uno, even the Mk2, came with aircon except in India, possibly Brazil, and maybe South Africa... though I think some Tipo models may have had air-con since there are holes for the pipes in the bulkhead.
Now, thepottleflump (and sorry to hijack your thread, barbarianbeast

)...
I'm still crying every time I see my signature...
I can't believe "she's outta my life", as Michael Jackson once said.
"and I don't know whether
to laugh or cry"
"I don't know whether
to live or die"
"and it cuts like a knife"
"she's outta my life"
"it's outta my hands"
"it's out of my hands"
"to think for two years
she was here"
"I took her for granted"
"I was soooo cavalier"
"now the way that it stands"
"she's outta my hands"
...
"damn indecision
and cursed pride"
"kept my love for her
locked deep inside"
"and it cuts like a knife"
"she's outta my..."
"...life"
<<really crying now>>
All in all a very appropriate song really.
I first acquired the 164 for NZ$8000 in January 2004. Fitted a new cambelt, treated it to six litres of full-synthetic 10W60 oil and a new thermostat. New belts and a clean; it really was beautiful under the bonnet, I even polished the 'Alfa Romeo' script on the camcovers. It was a full year before I got the paint really shining, and the air-con fully working - and only last September that I got the dashboard completely stripped to return full functionality to aircon ducting/direction (kinda on-topic again, these systems are hugely complex!)
Today I parted with it for $4000 (£1328) to a keen owner a 3.5-hour drive away. I met him at the bus station (must have been a 4-hour bus ride for him...) and we repaired to my place for a refreshement and a chat, and to inspect the car thoroughly. He was well-impressed, even though I only ended up with time to vacuum the carpets and clean the outside, particularly the wheels; no time for polishing. I gave him a new bottle of black-coloured TurtleWax polish (easily the best product I ever used on the car).
Earlier today I received a speeding ticket while overtaking a truck - 115km/h (71.5mph)- the first ever ticket in the 164. $80 for being 15km/h over the 100km/h (62mph) limit. Priceless happy memories of huge speeds 200km/h+ (50km/h or more over the limit is car-confiscation, dangerous-driving conviction, 6-months license loss, and $1200 fine.)
I demonstrated the 'faulty' left-rear electric window (used to buzz to a halt) - which worked perfectly the first time, completely dead the second time (fortunately, the buyer didn't notice the second time I operated the switch). I also explained how the wipers usually stop off the bottom of the windscreen - then upon switching off, they make a final bigger sweep to park off the base of the windscreen. Well guess what? Today, they just stopped off the edge of the screen each time (I've never seen that before). And, switching on the headlights caused the parking brake light to flash (even though the parking brake was not on).
In a way it's nice to leave Alfa Romeo ownership behind, and cleaning the front wheels after every drive, but hell I will miss the driving experience of that car... and that perfectly-proportioned shape...
Anyway. I'd best get to bed.
-Alex