it was like a cheap remake of a james bond car chase escape scene...

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it was like a cheap remake of a james bond car chase escape scene...

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i went to look at a car tea time today, i've no idea if it was any good, before i got near it i came under attack from a volley of rocks and stones from the local ned population, just the 12 or so of them at it or so it seemed :tosser:

until i got around the corner and another group started launching bigger rocks... i was being attacked from both sides by a bunch of brainless, drunken morons :eek:

luckily, there was a small point where i could reverse into to get the car pointing where i originally came from, and gave me a wee run up to charge at them, wheels spinning, headlights on full beam to dazzle them as much as possible...they picked the wrong car to set upon ;)

luckily, no damage was done to the car apart from a few paint chips, damage was however done to a neds bike that i was my wheel unfortunatley clipped.

no neds were harmed during the making of that scene....apart from the one that faceplanted himself into the pavement scurrying out the way, who cares, hope it hurt :)

i just drove straight to the police station and reported it, apparently thats the third time something similar has happened this week in that area.

welcome to Dundee folks, doing more for the beirut tourist board than our own (y)
 
little ****ing bastards!!! hope it hurt when he jumped out the way and broke his fall with his face
 
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