well....
Being an Italian car nut......
FIAT
F*****g Italians, Anticipate Trouble!
and ALFA...
All Latin's F*** Automobiles
and MASERATI
Most Autos Suffer Erosion, Rust and Terrible Inconvenience
and LANCIA
Lets All Need Corrosion In Autos
and Ferrari
First Every Race, Rarely A Retirment Imminent!
I will go away and think of Lamborghini!
Nige